Caught Cha
"I need you in this tub!
One brewing so green,
With bubbles of hate
And ingredients of mean.
A sprinkle of petals
From Sanguinaria Canadensis¹.
A dash of black widows
Glued to wings of Morpho Peleides².
Stir it with a bone
From a dinosaur’s paw.
Now, a few more earwigs.
Yes, in they fall!
Turn up the heat,
And ground hard those flies.
Make sure you don’t forget
To marinate the mice!
Put all those lizards in
Don’t let them go to waste,
And drop in a few eyeballs
Just to enhance the taste.
To give it a crunch,
Hrm, what shall I pick?
Ah, a few clipped toenails
Shall do the trick!
Bob your head in!
I’d like you well-done.
You know you can’t escape
So don’t try to run.
You should have known better
Than to be the snitch.
Guess that’s what you’ll get
For messing with a witch!”
¹ scientific name for the poisonous Bloodroot flower
² scientific name for the Common Blue Morpho butterfly
