A Close OSAR Freshie Family:
At first there were fourteen-
5 guys, 9 girls in a team.
All seemed normal, not the least
bonkers,
oh god how wrong we were!
We had skit IC Vanessa,
the wushu warrior of OSAR.
Push her buttons if you dare,
but consequences alone you shall
bear.
Michelle was great at packing
and, to others, apparently slacking.
But still she is, lucky as can be
to have been allocated Hall 3.
OSAR even had Sailormoon
as Greg popped out as a cartoon.
We laughed out loud to his demise
when his yue liang zao xia while he
tried.
Charlene was ever cute and bubbly
Whose dance moves are so amazing.
Her geisha ideas were out of the
world
as she showed how it was to be a
girl.
Tong Zhen’s the scary female ghost
whom the guys fear the most.
A headlamp is just all she needs
to make you incapable of holding in your
pee.
Talking about bladder control,
makes me think of a specific bro.
One that urinates anytime anywhere ,
it’s no other but Chin Ken.
Brenda oozes creativity
as she helped with all the lyrics
for our performance at SP night
and the cheer of OSAR fight.
We have future teacher Mars
who shines brightly amongst the
stars.
She cooks a mean meal, definitely a
steal,
you wouldn’t believe it’s even real.
Weiwen can’t figure out whatsapp,
but still make an awesome cat
His bravery is commendable
as he’s the first to make the
proposal.
Eunice is so kei jua
2 numbers to add, damn extra.
Yet her activeness we need to thank.
Without her, FB group would’ve been
a blank.
Miss Taka Melor Ayumi Nipple Saki
belonged to dear Frankie.
He discovered himself through inks
of markers
and balloons and lipstick and powder.
Magician Jocelyn was no freshie
who disappeared mysteriously after
cycling.
She appeared again on the 5th
day
when we found out who was the fake.
Argh! That asshole Hong Xun
didn’t even give us a hint.
Fooled us bad with his great acting
skills.
Oh how betrayed we feel-ed!
And so we were left with thirteen,
that is when you include me.
A bunch of isanities, all gaining
notoriety
but still a close OSAR freshie family.
