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Words feed and music heals but performance inspires the soul.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

False advertisement

Advertisement: Just ran 3km* for the first** time this year***!

Note:
*1km slacking included
**energy apparently sold separately
***length of inactivity may not be as advertised

Caution! Side effects may include nausea, euphoria and intense attraction to adorably fluffy stray cats.